Crypto Alignment Chart Tee

Finally, a shirt that explains crypto more clearly than your favorite influencer ever could.

This alignment chart tee breaks it all down. Bitcoin is Lawful Good. Solana? Pure Chaotic Good energy. Tether’s holding it down as Lawful Evil, and fiat? That’s straight-up Chaotic Evil and we all know it.

Perfect for crypto nerds, meme lords, alignment chart fans, or anyone tired of explaining Web3 with actual words.

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for that ultra-soft, breathable feel  
• Retail fit comfy enough for lounging, clean enough for conferences  
• Lightweight and perfect for crypto meetups
• Tear-away label so you don’t itch while trying to explain why Solana didn’t rug  
• Printed on premium Bella+Canvas, ethically made, sustainably sourced

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Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron, steam, or dry with medium heat
- Do not dry clean