If It’s Not BITCOIN, It’s SHITCOIN Tee

Let’s not sugarcoat it. If it’s not Bitcoin, you’re probably just donating to your favorite rug pull.

This shirt is for the unapologetic Bitcoin maxi who isn’t here for altcoin narratives or 10-page roadmaps. Just hard truth, hard assets, and maybe a little soft cotton.

Perfect for Bitcoin believers, shitcoin skeptics, and people who treat altcoins like temporary bad decisions.

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for that ultra-soft, breathable feel  
• Retail fit comfy enough for lounging, clean enough for conferences  
• Lightweight and perfect for crypto debates, Twitter beefs, or silent flexing  
• Tear-away label for comfort while you watch altcoin charts free fall  
• Printed on premium Bella+Canvas, ethically made, sustainably sourced

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Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron, steam, or dry with medium heat
- Do not dry clean