$SHITCOIN Crypto Cap

Finally, a cap that’s as full of shit as your portfolio.

Ever wanted to block out the sun *and* shill your favorite crypto with one accessory? Boom! $SHITCOIN cap.

Whether you're sipping iced lattes while ignoring market dips or posting unhinged charts in Telegram, this hat is peak utility. It's soft, unstructured, and ready to absorb every drop of sweat from your bullish delusions.

The embroidered SHIT logo sits front and center, while the back strap whispers, “This hat probably cost more than my net worth.” A perfect gift for yourself or your favorite crypto degen who thinks every coin is going to 1000x (except $SHITCOIN, that one actually will).

-  100% cotton
-  Unstructured 6-panel fit 
-  Adjustable antique brass buckle with grommet
-  Sewn-in label (no itchy nonsense)
-  Subtle curve visor for that perfect degen tilt

Care Instructions
- Don’t bleach it, unless you're trying to match your portfolio.
- Don’t tumble dry, hang like your hopes in this bear market.
- Machine wash cold, like your soul after another rug.
- Do not dry clean. This isn’t TradFi.