Financial Darwinism Crypto Tee

Survival of the fittest? Nah. Survival of the earliest.

Crypto is a jungle, and this shirt is your field guide.

Introducing the “Financial Darwinism” tee, perfect for those who bought the top, shorted the bottom, or just watched the whole market eat itself in real time. It's a reminder that if you're still here, you’ve either evolved… or you’re next.

Whether you’re an OG insider or just another poor soul buying the ETF top, this shirt speaks the truth of the ecosystem, where natural selection is just another euphemism for exit liquidity.

- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for maximum comfort while you question your financial decisions  
- Unisex retail fit, wear it to conferences or while muting influencers on Twitter  
- Light and breathable, just like your conviction after a -90% drawdown  
- Tear-away label for when even your shirt's too itchy to handle  
- Printed on premium Bella+Canvas ethically made so at least something in crypto is  

Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)  
- Use non-chlorine bleach only if absolutely necessary, like your next buy  
- Tumble dry low, just like your wallet balance  
- Iron, steam, or dry on medium heat if your hands aren’t already diamond  
- Do not dry clean (we don’t trust suits either)