“Wen Binance?” Is Not a Business Plan Tee

“Wen Binance?” is not a roadmap. It’s a cry for help.

This shirt is for everyone who’s ever seen a Telegram mod dodge real questions with emojis, or watched a project launch with zero utility and infinite vibes. It’s a public service reminder to aspiring devs, bagholders, and startup scammers alike: listings are not a business model.

Perfect for founders with PTSD, crypto realists, or anyone who’s been exit liquidity for a "soon" that never came.

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton soft enough to cry into after a rug  
• Retail fit for meetups, dev calls, and ironic VC pitches  
• Lightweight and breathable for pacing back and forth waiting for listings  
• Tear-away label because unlike your project, this shirt has an exit  
• Printed on premium Bella+Canvas, ethically made, sustainably sourced

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Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron, steam, or dry with medium heat
- Do not dry clean