Buy The Dip! Tee

Every candlestick is a buying opportunity, right? Ignore the red waterfall of doom, this is where legends are made. Or at least where your bank account goes to die heroically.

This "Buy The Dip" shirt is perfect for degens, traders, and anyone who thinks catching a falling knife is a valid investment strategy.

This shirt is the battle cry of every brave degenerate who mistakes a full-on market collapse for a discount shopping spree. It’s for those who saw a red candle the size of Mount Everest and said, “Yup, time to double down.”

Whether you're a diamond-handed lunatic or just love ironic self-deprecation, this tee delivers that crypto pain with style.

- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for that soft, breathable “I’m coping” comfort  
- Retail fit ideal for pretending you’re still bullish at brunch  
- Lightweight enough for pacing while watching charts crash in real time  
- Tear-away label—because you’ve suffered enough

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Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)  
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed  
- Tumble dry low  
- Iron, steam, or dry with medium heat  
- Do not dry clean