Hyperliquid(ated) Tee

98% down? 2% hope? Sounds bullish. Get rekt in style with the only shirt brave enough to call it what it is: Hyperliquid(ated). This shirt is for the ones who chase adrenaline, not fundamentals.

For true degens, the ones who live on the edge of liquidation, chasing 100x longs on meme tokens while mocking anyone who plays it safe with spot buys.

A satirical nod to Hyperliquid and all things degen, this unisex crypto tee is perfect for perp addicts, on-chain gamblers, and the rekt-yet-proud. Whether you're margin-maxxing or just memeing, do it in style.

• 100% ring-spun cotton (because your portfolio shouldn’t be the only thing that’s soft) 
• Lightweight and breathable – perfect for late-night degen sessions  
• Unisex fit – ideal for traders of all genders  
• Printed on premium Bella+Canvas (because Giga Chad comfort matters)  
• Ribbed knit collar holds its shape, even after heavy leverage-induced sweating  
• Shoulder tape adds stability and prevents stretching during rage quits

Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach if needed
- Tumble dry low
- Medium heat ironing (optional but flex worthy)
- Do not dry clean (we’re degens, not royalty)