Memecoin Trading 101 Tee

Congratulations, you’ve just enrolled in Financial Clown College, no refund, no diploma, just vibes and vibes alone.

Now enrolling: aspiring degenerates, community shills, and delusional bagholders.

Introducing the official uniform of Memecoin University. This tee breaks down the foolproof 5-step plan for turning irrational hope into financial ruin, with a clean design that screams, "I learned nothing and would do it again."

Perfect for day traders, terminally online Discord mods, and anyone whose portfolio is 98% vibes and 2% hopium.

• 100% lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton fabric
• Ribbed knit collar strong enough to survive another -70% candle
• Shoulder tape for added stability and prevent stretching
• Printed with meme-accurate clarity that even normies will question
• Retail fit and tear-away label for that comfy, delusional DCA experience

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Care Instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean (just like your trades)