You’re Buying SHITCOIN Tee

If you're not buying Bitcoin, what are you even doing? Because deep down, we all know your favorite altcoin has utility, if you count emotional damage as a use case.

This shirt pulls zero punches. It’s for the self-aware degen who understands that if it’s not BTC... it’s probably a shitcoin. Whether you’re holding bags, minting memes, or just here for the vibes, this one’s for the ironic investor with a sense of humor and no exit strategy.

Perfect for crypto traders, shitcoin flippers, and anyone who can laugh at their own portfolio.

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for that ultra-soft, breathable feel  
• Retail fit comfy enough for lounging, clean enough for conferences  
• Lightweight and perfect for bear markets, bull runs, or bathroom floor cries  
• Tear-away label so your shirt stays soft while your coins go hard  
• Printed on premium Bella+Canvas, ethically made, sustainably sourced

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Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron, steam, or dry with medium heat
- Do not dry clean