Thank You ETF Holders Tee

Shoutout to BlackRock and all the boomers buying Crypto at the top. You’re doing great, sweetie.

This shirt is your formal thank you note to the ETF crowd, the legacy finance heroes who finally showed up just in time to become exit liquidity. With a clean nod to iShares and a message Wall Street won’t fully understand, it’s the perfect flex for those who got in early, held through hell, and cashed out when CNBC started caring.

Perfect for early adopters, crypto cynics, and anyone who knows ETFs aren’t the revolution, they’re the retirement plan.

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, smooth enough for suits, smug enough for maxis  
• Retail fit ideal for conferences, brunch, or watching TradFi buy the top  
• Lightweight and breathable for when you’re trying not to say “I told you so”  
• Tear-away label because this shirt has more utility than most ETFs  
• Printed on premium Bella+Canvas, ethically made, sustainably sourced

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Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron, steam, or dry with medium heat
- Do not dry clean