Long-Term Trade Tee

I’m not broke, I’m just early. Like, "really" early.

For the degens who watched their net worth disappear in real time and still said “I’ll just hold.” This shirt captures the beautiful delusion that one day, that red candle will reverse. Spoiler: it won’t. But hey, you’ve got conviction. And now, a shirt to prove it.

Perfect for bagholders, permabulls, and anyone stuck in an eternal long-term trade.

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for maximum comfort during extended bagholding sessions
• Retail fit to look semi-respectable while explaining your portfolio to normies
• Light and breathable, like your trading strategy 
• Tear-away label for zero itch and zero profit-taking 
• Printed on Bella+Canvas – ethically made, sustainably sourced, emotionally devastating

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Care Instructions:  
- Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)  
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed  
- Tumble dry low  
- Iron, steam, or dry with medium heat  
- Do not dry clean