Smug Wojak “REKT With Conviction” Tee

A shirt for those who saw the red candles and said, “This is fine.”

This shirt is for the brave few who’ve lost it all and still log on with a straight face. Featuring the iconic Smug Wojak, this crypto meme tee says what your portfolio can’t: “Yes, I’m broke, but I believed.”

Whether you bought the top, aped the presale, or got rugged by a Discord mod named Chad, this T-shirt is your badge of honor. Perfect for crypto enthusiasts, day traders, NFT enjoyooor, and anyone financially ruined but spiritually undefeated.

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton – soft enough to cry in  
• Lightweight and breathable – just like your gains  
• Retail fit with classic crew neck – wearable to both meetups and interventions  
• DTF-printed for crisp linework, because Wojak deserves quality  
• Tear-away label for comfort during moments of existential regret

Manufactured in a humane and sustainable way (unlike your last altcoin)

Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron medium heat if necessary (not recommended during liquidation events)
- Do not dry clean — that’s for normies