Soyjak Meme NFA Tee

You know it’s bad when you’re quoting yourself from the last cycle.
Perfect for traders who say “NFA” right before giving the worst advice possible.

This hilarious crypto shirt features the classic Soyjak at his trading desk, thinking the same thoughts every degen lives by:  
“Last time this happened we pumped. NFA.”

A must-have for anyone who’s deep in the memes, the charts, and the copium. Perfect for Discord lurkers, Telegram shitposters, and folks who never sell… but always advise.

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton  
• Lightweight and breathable for those long nights watching candles go the wrong way  
• Unisex retail fit for all genders and risk tolerances  
• Printed on premium Bella+Canvas for that smooth DCA comfort  
• Ribbed knit collar + shoulder tape = more durability than your average bagholder  
• Tear-away label for max comfort while coping

Care Instructions:

- Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)  
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed  
- Tumble dry low  
- Iron, steam, or dry medium heat  
- Do not dry clean (or leverage)