Crypto Bros Inc Hiring Tee

Now hiring: people who buy green candles, diamond hand red ones, and learn everything the hard way.

Introducing the official shirt of Exit Liquidity, brought to you by Crypto Bros Inc. Whether you’re new to the space or just chronically down bad, this tee is a must-have for anyone who’s ever bought the top and held through the bottom.

Perfect for memecoin victims, NFT apes, and anyone who fell for “this one’s different.”

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for that ultra-soft, breathable feel  
• Retail fit comfy enough for late-night charts and emotional breakdowns  
• Lightweight and perfect for conferences, Twitter threads, or coping  
• Tear-away label so you can stay itch-free while your portfolio burns  
• Printed on premium Bella+Canvas, ethically made, sustainably sourced

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Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron, steam, or dry with medium heat
- Do not dry clean