$SHITCOIN Unisex Hoodie

Warm, comfy, and dripping in crypto truth, this hoodie is what you wear when your portfolio’s in the toilet but your morals are mooning.

They said SHITCOINS were dead. We said: Wanna bet?  
Introducing the official $SHITCOIN hoodie, because if you’re gonna HODL through hell, you might as well be cozy and look like a legend doing it.

This hoodie doesn’t just keep you warm; it keeps you based. With the $SHITCOIN logo front and center and the cashtag blazing down the sleeve, it’s a wearable middle finger to rugpulls, VC puppets, and boomer bags. Soft on the inside, savage on the outside. Just like you.

Perfect for:
- Watching degen influencers melt down in real time
- Cozying up after getting liquidated
- Flexing at crypto meetups or meme lords’ weddings

- 60% polyester / 40% cotton blend (soft but not weak)
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)
- DTG printed (no cheap iron-ons here)
- Classic fit with tear-away label
- $SHITCOIN printed down the sleeve like a tattoo of truth

Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (like your trades)
- Tumble dry low (or hang-dry and stare at charts)
- Don’t bleach (unless it's your bags)
- Don’t iron directly on the print (duh)